


iGotta Know

by Angelic Guardian



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2011-08-03
Updated: 2011-08-03
Packaged: 2015-04-13 04:04:56
Rating: T
Chapters: 1
Words: 416
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7248996/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/460036/Angelic-Guardian
Summary: Freddie has a very important question to ask Sam. Oneshot. Dialogue only.





	iGotta Know

**Author's Note:** I just came up with this idea today. I decided to write it in the style of dialogue only since I've actually read quite a few dialogue only fics before, and they seem like fun, so I wanted to try writing one myself. Hope you like it! :D

**Disclaimer:** iCarly © Dan Schneider

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><p>"Sam?"<p>

"Ugh…what, Fredlumps?"

"Can I ask you something?"

"You just did."

"Haha, very funny."

"So is your face."

"Okay, you know what, Sam, I—"

"JUST ask me your stupid question already so I can go back to eating my enchilada in peace."

"All right, but…you gotta _swear_ you won't laugh."

"Oooh, I like where this is going…"

"Sam."

"Fine, I swear. Now spit it out."

"Okay. Do you…uh…"

"Do I what, Benson?"

"H-Hold on, just give me a sec! Do you think…um…"

"Do I think _what?_"

"Do you think I'm sexy?"

"GLUILGKLGGILGKGKLG."

"Oh my God, Sam! Are you _choking?_"

"YES I'M CHOKING! Whoa. Okay. Oh my God. All right…I think I'm better now."

"You sure?"

"Yeah. Mww'I'm gw'ood."

"And you go right back to eating."

"Sh'o?"

"…So…"

"So _what?_"

"Don't make me ask it again!"

"Trust me, I won't. I don't think I can handle hearing that question again without hacking up my left lung."

"What's _that_ supposed to mean?"

"It_ means_…well, was that a totally _serious_ question?"

"Yes, it was a totally serious question! Why wouldn't it be?"

"Because why would you _ever_ ask me something like that?"

"Well, we've been dating for almost three months now…"

"And your point?"

"I just want to know if you find me physically attractive or not."

"All right, look. I'm only gonna say this once, and then we're never gonna bring it up ever again."

"Okay…"

"Okay?"

"Okay."

"Yes."

"Yes what?"

"_You know_ yes what. Don't make me say it."

"Oh…Oh!_ Ohhhh._"

"Stop ohhh-ing. It's creeping me out. And wipe that flippin' smirk off your face!"

"You really think I'm sexy?"

"No. I take it back."

"Uh-uh. You already said it."

"Technically, I didn't."

"But you, don't you?"

"I don't."

"You do."

"I don't."

"You _do._"

"I know."

"HA! Wait…really?"

"Oh my _God,_ dude. Just c'mere so we can make out already."

"Oka—MMMPH!"

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><p><strong>Author's Note:<strong> Haha, that _was _fun! XD What did you guys think?


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